12th January 2026
Research
whenwords Esoteric Languages
— Showcasing the versatility of the whenwords time formatting specification, this project features parallel implementations in three esoteric programming languages: LOLCODE, Rockstar, and WebAssembly Text (WAT). Each version adapts the time formatting logic—such as "3 hours ago" and duration parsing—using the idiomatic constructs and limitations of its language, producing transpiled or compiled code for JavaScript, Python, or a compact WASM binary.
Recent articles
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